Speak 'the' Mind your Language

Miss Courtney: [asking Mr. Brown questions from a sheet] Sex?
Jeremy Brown: Occasionally.

Jeremy Brown: Take Danielle, for instance.
Giovanni Capello: I would love to take Danielle!

Jeremy Brown: [calling out roll] Giovanni?
Giovanni Capello: [stands up] Si, professore!
Jeremy Brown: No "professore"!
Giovanni Capello: No "professore"?
Jeremy Brown: No, from now on, you are to address me as "Sir".
Giovanni Capello: "Sir"? Now I understand! [bows]
Giovanni Capello: You have gone to get "notted"!
Jeremy Brown: [baffled] Come again?
Giovanni Capello: Si, you have gone to get "notted" by the Queen!