AMAZING ALLY McBEAL QUOTES

You only die once!

We're not only wired to want what we can't have, but we're also wired to want what we really don't want.

There's no sin in loving men. Only pain!

When guys are persistent, it's romantic, they make movies about that. If it's a woman, then they cast Glenn Close.

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to.

Law and love are the same - romantic in concept but the actual practice can give you a yeast infection.

I've been dumped before, Renee. This isn't pain I'm feeling, it's nostalgia.

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